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ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

(via pizza)

benedict-cumberbatch-voice:

word of wisdom from the Cumberbatch

[request by Anonymous]

(via fandom-ultra-geek)

vivianredwood:

backseatdean:

booksandwildthings:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

Well I’m fucked.

Where the fuck are Dean and Sam. 

UPDATE:
THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80’S (HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?)
DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE “THIS WON’T TAKE LONG” 
REPORTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE INCREASING ALL OVER THE U.S.

Jesus. I’m gonna start carrying holy water with me.
WHEN YOU SEE ONE JUST SHOUT CHRISTO OKAY

Casually whispering Christo to every preteen I meet, and spraying them with a spray bottle full of holy water.

And then when they start screaming and crying you open up the Exorcism you conveniently recorded to your phone and play it for them while you laugh.

And then I chuckle at their remains and say to myself, “That didn’t take long” and BAM I WIN.

Then you carry on your day with a mighty feeling of accomplishment only to continue to do it again and again. Becoming the all-mighty child demon slayer.

SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT!

also guys i have an exorcism ritual and i know how to bless holy water so if anyone finds a black-eyed kid you come to me and i’ll help you fuck their shit up
also i know how to do devil’s traps so eyah

I think the Winchesters are already on this one:

Seriously, can we start a ‘Supernatural Proof Master Post’ like the one for Doctor Who?

OK SO I’M LITERALLY CRYING. FAKE FBI AGENTS. CHEVROLET IMPALA. HOLY DAMN.

You want to more about this crap? Look up Whitley Strieber. The shit that man has to say will scare the fuck out of you. 

vivianredwood:

backseatdean:

booksandwildthings:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

Well I’m fucked.

Where the fuck are Dean and Sam. 

UPDATE:

THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80’S (HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?)

DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE “THIS WON’T TAKE LONG” 

REPORTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE INCREASING ALL OVER THE U.S.

Jesus. I’m gonna start carrying holy water with me.

WHEN YOU SEE ONE JUST SHOUT CHRISTO OKAY

Casually whispering Christo to every preteen I meet, and spraying them with a spray bottle full of holy water.

And then when they start screaming and crying you open up the Exorcism you conveniently recorded to your phone and play it for them while you laugh.

And then I chuckle at their remains and say to myself, “That didn’t take long” and BAM I WIN.

Then you carry on your day with a mighty feeling of accomplishment only to continue to do it again and again. Becoming the all-mighty child demon slayer.

SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT!

also guys i have an exorcism ritual and i know how to bless holy water so if anyone finds a black-eyed kid you come to me and i’ll help you fuck their shit up

also i know how to do devil’s traps so eyah

I think the Winchesters are already on this one:

image

Seriously, can we start a ‘Supernatural Proof Master Post’ like the one for Doctor Who?

OK SO I’M LITERALLY CRYING. FAKE FBI AGENTS. CHEVROLET IMPALA. HOLY DAMN.

You want to more about this crap? Look up Whitley Strieber. The shit that man has to say will scare the fuck out of you. 

(via potterlocked-and-proud)

uptheeucalyptustree:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

all-hail-the-pie:

mo0se-tache:

freakzter:

the second of two supernatural-related voice recordings that i just couldn’t get through without laughing

it’s impossible to listen to this without laughing

Are you alright man?

hunting things~
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motherfucking mickey mouse

Reblogging again because this gif was added omfg

(Source: dajo42, via potterlocked-and-proud)

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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fatass-mcnotits:

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out

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accario:

lookinq:

hauty:

holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool

wtf omg so cool

clipped my blog


just reblogging to see what they are talking about

evictist:

accario:

lookinq:

hauty:

holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool

wtf omg so cool

clipped my blog

just reblogging to see what they are talking about

(via juvialovesyou)

chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!

chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!

(via juvialovesyou)

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

(Source: vayena, via fandom-ultra-geek)

actualucifer:

"Don’t be sad. Just cheer up."

wow thank you have cured me

(Source: luciforeal)

sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

(via daydogs)